Reason number two

Reason #2:
Smelly customers

My dear readers, this is one of the most wide spanning problems across the company. It is the revenge of the stinky customer. There are consumers who smell so bad; I have nearly violently puked all over them.

I find myself wondering what could possibly be making that awful of a smell. Some of them are not bad until you get close to them. Then, like some awful scaled creature from the abyss… it lurks out from the darkness leaving only a trail of stenches of death. Ever see the swamp thing? http://roberthood.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/swamp_thing.jpg . Yeah, something like that. Well at least that is what I would like to picture behind them. Because no one ever wants to know that they smell that bad.

I sometimes sit and wonder what the hell could be making that smell. I think that there is nothing that could possibly make that smell. I try to keep playing “what’s that smell?” while not throwing up all over them. How could you not notice that people are making funny faces around you? How could you not notice people walking away from you? How could you not notice that acrid smell? I ask you readers, why?

Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse, they treat you as if you are the trash melt. They are snotty and mean to you. I had one of them think it was okay to grab my ribs and shake me. I couldn’t get the smell out of my outfit and spent the rest of my night dosing myself with febreeze.



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